Tuesday, March 27, 2012

What a difference a year makes

Here's a "then versus now" shot of my beautiful little boy swaddled like a little bug on 3/27/11


and now on 3/27/12.


 I tried to wrap him in the same receiving blanket and don him in his matching newborn cap.
As you can see he has grown and accomplished a good deal, mastering the tricky yet satisfying technique of nose picking.


Monday, March 26, 2012

1 Down, 17 to go!

So we have officially made it through one year!

Baby got sick for the first time, with the croup, right before his birthday.  So we almost made it through an entire year with out any illness... well other than his 2 months of hives from 4 month to 6 months old, but I won't count that.  The birthday boy really enjoyed his party.  I was a little worried and we kept the party count small, since he's been getting some separation from Mommy/Daddy and stranger anxiety recently.  But aside from a few chin quivers when grandpa and his great uncle tried to hold him he was really good with all the excitement.  He really enjoyed playing with his 3 year old cousin, who conveniently was also sick.  I'm sure a good deal of germs and snot was swapped at this event and I apologize to anyone who gets sick after this, but I did warn you!



"Mom, Dad, that just doesn't look safe"

A nice big balloon to pop

Smile for the camera, or not...




Monday, March 19, 2012

Baby versus Cat, and some other Favorite baby activities

These are the favorite activities of my almost one year old: 

#1- Chasing our scaredy cat Max around the entire apartment
#2- Trying to grab our cat Jack's paws and put his fingers in Jack's mouth
#3- Throw objects at our very patient cat, Jack
#4- Use the remote to turn the TV on and off and change channels
#5- Open and close doors
#6- Stand under the table, usually hitting his head
#7- Sing into empty bottles
#8- Yell in echoey hallways...so all the neighbors can hear
#9- Try to go anywhere we tell him he shouldn't go: in the kitchen, near the cats food and litter, to the piano, and to the area we keep the computer and TV cables
#10- Walk/Run, while falling, because he can't really walk yet into anything or anyone.  Most babies I've seen take baby steps very carefully and slowly to start walking.  This kid just tries to run at you while he loses balance and falls into you, or perhaps the floor if you aren't fast enough



the chase begins:








And continues around and around the apt until someone gets distracted

Friday, March 9, 2012

Baby Self Destruction needs some Full Body Armour

I imagine the conversation that would happen if my child were in a daycare or preschool.  My child enters the facility full of welts, scratches and other sorts of inflictions all over his body.  This would be my exchange with the responsible and concerned daycare coordinator:

Coordinator: "Ma'am your child came into school today looking like he fell down a flight of stairs.  Is your home properly baby proofed?"

Me:  "Yes.  My home is not the problem, it's my child.  We keep him contained in a padded enclosure in our living room with only his toys and the softest of objects.  Even in this padded baby cell, he still manages to scratch himself, fall down onto the floor, fall on himself and his toys, trap his fingers and other extremeties under any possible object, while holding the object on himself with the other hand until he screams.  He likes to go head first off of any height and doesn't understand the concept of gravity at all.  He seems to do anything in his power to inflict pain on himself.  I have looked for fully padded suits, or a helmet, but none are made in his size.  My next thought was to make a big container of one thick jello jiggler and keep him in it up to his neck until he grows out of this phase.  Although, I worry this might give him a diabetes problem later in life so I'm totally open to any other suggestions"

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

You Know Your Baby Officially Rules Your Life When...

  • You have stopped making meals for yourself and now just eat the leftover mush baby doesn't finish
  • Every show and movie you have seen recently involved an intricate plot about shapes, colors, numbers and sometimes one about a girl who goes about her day and then randomly yells out words like "Hola" and "Luna"
  • You subconsciously hum "It's raining, It's pouring" in the shower and "The Wheels on the Bus" on the way to work
  • You've become a genius at making toys and games out of every possible object in the house
  • You can no longer leave any room for more than 5 minutes without getting yelled at
  • Peek-A-Boo can happen anywhere, sometimes when you least expect it
  • You have a new found talent for to make a song out of every situation, but if any normal adult person were to actually listen to these songs they might think you had some mental deficiencies.
  • Baby's boot camp schedule, feels worse than real boot camp: (up at 7am, awake and moving like an energizer bunny without the batteries til 2pm, out from 2-4, up and crawling like a lunatic til 10pm, asleep til 3am, up for a nightly yelling at Mommy and Daddy and sometimes a feeding, out again til 7am...and this is on a really really good day's schedule...)
  • You can no longer just walk out the door with just your keys and a wallet to go anywhere. First baby must be fed, changed, dressed, and then you need to have packed all the essential items: diapers, best distraction toys, full change of clothes, wipes, changing pads, bottles, milk, water, baby food, bib and depending on the weather: a blanket, rain cover, or sunshade 
  • Just when you think your $500+ vacuum purchase with the best suction out there was a really good buy, think again, baby combes that rug better than any machine and always seems to find some little piece that giant contraption missed to pick up and eat.  Next time I'll save money and get a bunch of babies to just come and clean my rugs.  I'm not being cruel, its a win-win, I'll have the cleanest apartment ever and those babies will have the strongest immunity!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Child's Pose


Aside from being an easy yoga position, child's pose is actually  true to it’s name and a recently preferred position for our sleeping little boy.  It's actually a very practical position for babies without a minute to lose and a real get up and go attitude.  Upon awakening, there's no longer time to fully wake up and stretch for a few minutes, that was soo 2 months ago, now it's all about getting right into the crawling position and then standing, ready to take on the world, which lately means yelling and chasing our cats.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Swim Baby Swim

I love the water and I thought it would be great to expose my son to the water at an early age.  In a trip to Hawaii a couple months ago he loved the freezing cold pool and the ocean waves.  He is clearly not a scaredy-cat and I hoped to share my love of the water with him.  I envision a vacation in the future when I'm 40-something and he's in his teens we take a family scuba diving trip together.  Let's hope he still wants to hang out with me then!

The pool by our home has a Mommy and Me class 3 times a week for babies ages 6 mos to 4 years.  This seemed perfect so we signed up and head over to our class.  We arrived 30 min early, because of the first come first serve policy.  Now my son is 11 months, not ready to walk on his own and still pretty wobbly on his legs.  I was hoping to bring the stroller in, which I soon found was not allowed because of space issues in the locker room.  Still I braved on thinking I would use the baby changing area and then just try to have him sit in a corner while I changed myself.  Going in was fine since we were one of the first ones in and there was only a removal of outer garments required.  As we were heading in we passed by a Seniors swimming class and of course they all ogled the baby and he returned their praise with his bashful smile, "Oh I'm going to act so shy, but seriously I am really that cute, now please go on about how cute I am!"

The class is packed with Mommys, Daddys and babies.  All seem older than my son.  The water is freezing but he doesn't seem to mind.  We float around and sing songs.  I notice some of the other parents actually put their babies under the water.  I consider whether I should try this, but decide against it because all my son seems to want to do is drink the water.  Every time I get his face close to the water at all his mouth opens and tongue hangs out like a dog ready to lap up the entire pool (no pun intended).  Clearly he is not as sophisticated in the ways of real swimming yet.  I am impressed at how good some of these babies are at swimming.  One mother of a little girl only a month older than my son, goes under the water (without choking, paddles her feet, and floats along like a little buoy.  I'm quite impressed.  She's also walking.  The only thing my son has over her kid is a full row of top teeth.  This is the problem when you go to these baby groups, I always end up comparing my kid to the other kids there, and what I can say is although he's sometimes behind in other areas, he's always been ahead in the teeth growing department!

I also always enjoy noting how the parents act with their kids.  One little boy cries the entire time he's in the water.  If I was that mom, I would have packed up and gone home.  Clearly the kid did not want to have anything to do with this pool business.  But this mom seems determined to go through the entire class with a screaming kid.  I was going to say something, "Um, lady this is a free class.  Maybe you should let your kid off the hook this time and try again next time, or maybe take up another activity if he hates this so much."

Another father is one of those aggressive types with his 4 year old girl.  He is dunking her under the water and she cries every time she comes up, sputtering for air and clearing not enjoying his drill sergeant way of teaching her to swim.  In another exercise the teacher tells the parent to have their kids lay on their backs and kick to teach them to swim backwards.  The drill sergeant refuses to hold his daughters shoulder for this exercise and demands she stop wimpering and lay back.  Poor girl, he doesn't even promise to catch her if she starts to sink.

Also, another very cute thing to note, my son's favorite toy is a little yellow rubber bath fish.  He holds it constantly and holds it throughout the class.  Its really much better than a teddy bear, it can go in any environment: wet or dry.  It's fin is also the perfect baby grip size, so you can crawl with it walk with it, eat with it, take it just about anywhere.  The only difficulty is if you are doing an activity where you need the full capabilities of both hands.  Then he may need to be put down for a moment or two.



When there's about 5 minutes left in the class I realize we need to high tail it to the locker room for the tricky changing ordeal or else we will be waiting forever, since both the Mommy and Me class and the Senior class end at the same time.  (there are mostly Mommys in this class and all the Seniors are women, so I foresee a huge pile up in the locker room)

I have just about finished changing my son, when the stampede comes in.  It's total madness.  I have my son on the bench as I try to change, an old lady with a walker literally falls on top of me and then gets upset because I am changing my son on a bench in front of her locker as opposed to on a baby changer by the door.  (Please note, this baby changer is placed behind a door that people are crowding into trying to walk in and out of.  Another woman pushes past me and tells me to stop using up all of the bench, then she tries to move the bench, which my son is on, so she can get to her locker.  I am still trying to be accommodating to these old geezers, but I reach my limit when a woman with a locker on the other side tells me the bench is now in front of her locker.  So you can see the actual picture of these space, it is about a 5x5 space and the bench is 5x2, so anywhere I put the bench will place it in front of someones locker.  That's it.  I am still in my swim suit, dripping wet.  I pack up my stuff and my son and take us into the handicapped bathroom where we can at least have a door between us and these pushy old women.  I put my son on a towel on the floor in the stall while I finish changing.  It's kinda gross but it was our only option.  As someone smart once said, whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger.  (I'm guessing this person probably had a baby who puts everything from lint off the floor to pool water in his mouth)