You Know Your Baby Officially Rules Your Life When...

• You have stopped making meals for yourself and now just eat the leftover mush baby doesn't finish
• Every show and movie you have seen recently involved an intricate plot about shapes, colors, numbers and sometimes one about a girl who goes about her day and then randomly yells out words like "Hola" and "Luna"
• You subconsciously hum "It's raining, It's pouring" in the shower and "The Wheels on the Bus" on the way to work
• You've become a genius at making toys and games out of every possible object in the house
• You can no longer leave any room for more than 5 minutes without getting yelled at
• Peek-A-Boo can happen anywhere, sometimes when you least expect it
• You have a new found talent for to make a song out of every situation, but if any normal adult person were to actually listen to these songs they might think you had some mental deficiencies.
• Baby's boot camp schedule, feels worse than real boot camp: (up at 7am, awake and moving like an energizer bunny without the batteries til 2pm, out from 2-4, up and crawling like a lunatic til 10pm, asleep til 3am, up for a nightly yelling at Mommy and Daddy and sometimes a feeding, out again til 7am...and this is on a really really good day's schedule...)
• You can no longer just walk out the door with just your keys and a wallet to go anywhere. First baby must be fed, changed, dressed, and then you need to have packed all the essential items: diapers, best distraction toys, full change of clothes, wipes, changing pads, bottles, milk, water, baby food, bib and depending on the weather: a blanket, rain cover, or sunshade 
• Just when you think your $500+ vacuum purchase with the best suction out there was a really good buy, think again, baby combes that rug better than any machine and always seems to find some little piece that giant contraption missed to pick up and eat.  Next time I'll save money and get a bunch of babies to just come and clean my rugs.  I'm not being cruel, its a win-win, I'll have the cleanest apartment ever and those babies will have the strongest immunity!